fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

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balliday

n. brief NFL-free period following a weekend of games, replays and snacks.

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My eyes are worn-out. I needs me a balliday.

biker’s family

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.

biker’s family

n. A grizzled gal with one good eye, four bad kids and an occasional husband.

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I don’t gots no money but I gots a Harley sway back and a biker’s family.

carring

v. Any activity, often pointless, done inside a vehicle in which you live after you lose your job or mealticket.

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Coming to the concert bro%?

Nah. No cash. Think I'll just spend the evening carring. Again.

kleptopigia

n. An irresistible pathological desire to steal pigs or delicious parts of pigs, such as bacon. Usually considered untreatable.

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Why is there ham hidden in every nook in your house? You still got that kleptopigia?

Get off my case! It’s in my nature!

mccall

v. Scottish term for contacting a friend. Often with a sexual implication.

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Hoot mon! I would na mind if ye would McCall me some time lassie.

In yer dreams Angus.