helleau

n. Perfume conveying a whiff of Hades. Used in Australia as a warning of impending danger.

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Cricket mate! Watch your bleeding stride. You’re not circumcising a wallaby in Perth now. One more step toward that croc and you’ll be getting a good whiff of helleau.

bernier

adj. Less knowledgeable, less adept in debates, generally sillier or untrustworthy.

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These political leaders get bernier every week.

consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

ronaldo

v. To prance about in a pretentious, shirtless manner after any minor victory, athletic or otherwise.

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So you won the beauty contest. That is no reason to ronaldo Melania.

fractivist

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

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jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.