jedeyes

n. Painful ocular condition caused by viewing multiple sequential screenings of Star Wars, or similar, movies in an attempt to demonstrate the superiority of one’s fandom.

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Dude! Where you been all weekend, and why the white cane?

The Movieplex man. I got the jedeyes! I totally got the jedeyes!

gravy wave

n. Aussie surfer term for a special thunderous wave that comes at the end of a good day of banging about on the woolies.

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What you reckon? Time to get home and grease the koala?

No, no! Hang about Fred! I think I see a gravy wave forming.

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holcroft

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

holcroft

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

trampage

n. A wildly chaotic event in which hobos destroy the structures and creatures surrounding them. Often on a Tuesday.

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What happened here? Some sort of anarchistic melee?

Trampage. Mindless trampage.

bloc rednequois

n. Proud visionary Canadians who seek an oil-fueled future free from liberal ideology, have-not-handouts and poutine.

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Hey Tyler! Going to the bloc rednequois rally after school?

Will you be mocking ponytailed Swedish activists?

You know it!

japaknees

n. Inflammatory joint condition caused by far too much hiking in the Japanese mountains or walking between shrines.

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I'd love to come to the rugby match Yestin but I'm having trouble with my japaknees.