cherry flavour

adj. Canadian term for anything, particularly sports commentary, that has a confused or impenetrable air.

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I miss the cherry flavour that “Coach’s Corner” used to have.

orangement

n. An arrangement of flowers etc. leaning heavily on the colour orange.

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Beautiful bouquet. Did you do the orangement yourself?

Chloro Phil

n. Presidential advisor on all things medical

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There is absolutely no value in chloroquine, chloroplast enemas, or chlorox as treatments for covid19, but Chloro Phil has the President’s ear.

Yeah. And most of his tiny wizened brain.

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

hurrycane

n. Walking stick, usually lightweight silicon with ergonomic design, used by fitness enthusiasts when hiking mountain trails, racing through crowded streets etc.

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Why the eye patch? Trying to look like a pirate?

No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.

chuck3

n. New king of much of the civilized part of the world. Kind of industrious and loyal to his vision of British Royal entitlement but with an unusual combination of naivety and ignorance. Giant ears keep crown out of his eyes.

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Where is chuck3? This ceremonial ribbon is not going to cut itself.

wavicle

n. Physics term which replaces wave and particle when solving the apparent paradox in the duality of matter, energy, and everything.

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Light is composed of wavicles my friend. Not photons, and not waves. Wavicles. They can interfere with themselves after travelling independently through adjacent slits.