instagran

n. Woman who becomes a granny at a young age, usually with little warning.

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Hey Matilda! I hear you are an instagran. What up? Like mother like daughter eh?

I will cut you!

beaverpox

n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.

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You got the beaverpox there Henri?

On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

pillosi

n. Suicide capsule taken when all hope is erased.

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The zombies have broken through. Hand me a pillosi!

Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.

rifkin

v. To bend science in the pursuit of noble ends.

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The data supports fuel cells over wind power in this application. Should we rifkin?

kangaroom

n. Australian term for tiny claustrophobic pouch-like dorm room or similar confined living space.

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Here, Bruce, this is a right bloody kangaroom you live in. Barely space in here to castrate a wallaby!

Well, it is a prison cell Sheila.

cleanish

adj. Dirty. Usually very dirty.

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Is this glass clean? I really need a drink of water.

Well ... it’s cleanish. You may want to add some alcohol to the water.