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n. A sexual entanglement involving four adventurous people. Also a pile-up during the paralympics.
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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.
If you want to join the quadtangle you'll need to sign this release ... and my breast.
n. A brief expected recurring Canadian complaint about the brevity of the snow-free season.
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Whenever Pierre dusts the snow off his mittens in early June you can expect a summer whine.
n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.
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Going to the orgy tonight?
No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
n. A flap of fat used to cover up an unsightly or potentially leaky surgical connection of two pieces of intestine.
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That, my friend, is a poor piece of surgical workmanship. Did you train in Australia by any chance?
No worries mate! We'll flap over it with a bit of an anastoplast and leave the resi to close whilst you and I woggle down to the pizzeria to watch the robotic cat waitress put some woolies out of work.
n. "Street people" as said by young folk, rappers, and others who lack both compassion and the time to say entire words.
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"Streepee livin' in them cardboard box. Got no doorway:; got no locks.Streepee eyes don't got no life:; no hope. Seekin' oxy:; seekin' rope."
n. Any ill-founded short-lived disastrous concept. Like the soccer superleague.
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Iâm thinking of marrying that aged stripper I fancy.
Sounds like a superleague mate.
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n. Small dump. Usually produced by a puppy or an overflowing politician.
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I wll grant you that it is cute. But it is none the less a dumpling. Avoid being sullied by it.