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trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

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herdle

n. Aussie game in which blindfolded sheep drovers try to guess the breed of sheep they are shagging.

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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022


deluginal

adj. Blindly oblivious to a mounting cascade, or deluge, of sensible objections to one’s irrationsl comments or opinions.

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If Olivia thinks that makeup makes her look pretty she is more deluginal than the president.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019


pringle

v. To twist, shrivel, or bend from a flat uniform discoid shape into something resembling a deformed potato chip.

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Am I seeing this right! Tell me you did not just pringle my bicycle wheel!

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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.

by gnostic3 February 4, 2019


dubai brothers

n. Close male friends from any eastern states who like to hang together.

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Who left this roach in the ablution area? Not cool man.

Probably one of the dubai brothers. They are such tokers.

by gnostic3 December 12, 2016


jenesserate

v. To work ludicrously efficiently and intelligently.

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If we all jenesserate we will finish these operations early and can begin drinking heavily.
Ashleying is also acceptable ... but no obscene hats.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022


duner

n. Bewildered druggie who thinks that the empty desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all life’s mysteries.

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Old one! I beseech you, reveal to me. the secrets of the mesquite.

Another God-forsaken duner! If I knew life’s secrets would I and my kidneys be shriveled from chronic dehydration in this admittedly gorgeous slot canyon?

by gnostic3 January 20, 2022