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adj. Pretending to be a physician but in actuality having only limited paramedic or chiropractic training.
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That looks like a cancer, better let me take a closer look.
I didnât know you were a doctor.
Well, actually Iâm doctoresque; itâs better; thereâs no malpractice insurance fees.
n. Redundant, aged, or otherwise unemployed AI machinery. Frequently robos can be found sharing a can of grease out by the railroad tracks.
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I pity the robos who will never write another essay.
v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.
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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight weâll be beating Armenia.
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n. Tiny gust of air. Any sparse briefly refreshing breeze on a sultry day. Originally an Australian term.
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Itâs hotter than a dinkumâs curse today, mate. Iâd give a wallabyâs shout for a windlet.
v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.
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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! Youâll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallabyâs snake.
adj. Aussie term for having an STD associated with a voluminous foul discharge. Usually used to avoid admitting one has an STD.
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G'day dinkums my kuddly koala. Sorry I haven't seen you much: I've been a bit drippppy lately.
Why so many "p"s?
Bloody mucosal irritation causes bladder spasms , mate.
n. Time of heavy partying that leads to an extended period of naked activity, often in public but sometimes in quiet solitude.
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Planning to table dance again this nude year's eve?
One doesn't plan these things, they just happen, but I am taking my tassels to the party.
Good plan Fred.