joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you

person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore

please

The "magic word" everyone asks for when you ask for something.

someone: hi can i borrow this
other person: what's the magic word?
someone: abracadabra-
other person: no
someone: fIneEee.. it's please.
other person: hehe..no it's not
someone: wait wHAT-

April Fools

When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.

person: omg!11 i hat u
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-

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