vaxhole

A person who refuses to get the Covid vaccine because.... conspiracy theory.

Rudd proudly brags that he would never get the Covid vaccine. Now he has Delta, along with many of his family and friends. What a vaxhole!

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jalaxed

Jacked and relaxed at the same time.

I love Lavender Lattes. They make me so jalaxed.

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

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eufurya

Euphoria mixed with fury. An ecstatic rage. An orgasmic rush that comes from feeling really angry and offended.

Overwhelmed by eufurya, Dan smashed the window. The shattering sound filled him with a eufuric buzz. He would deal with the lawsuit and destruction-of-property charges tomorrow.

Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

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