PUMA

(noun)

1) A woman who is too young to be a Cougar, but too old for the men she wants.

2) A woman under 40 who discovers the men her own age prefer prepubescent, siliconed, bimbos to educated women their own age.

Damn girl, the last well dressed MBA just left with that skank. I feel like a PUMA in a den of tarts.

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