iEgo

when a cell phones ego is so big, it has to be put onto 2 different networks

person 1: "hey dude, did you hear about the iphone moving to verizon?"

person 2: "yeah i did. man, apple has such an iEgo"

person 1: "ikr?

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monday fever

when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.

dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"

dude2: "eh.....4?"

dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"

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