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This is what you are when you canât take a girl to Disney but still provide Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet you inherited from your grandparents living room
You may be Hercules to your girl - But you can never stand up to Anal-Laddin and the bottom pleasures involved. I win.
Involves Pizza + Cookies. When you need a fallback plan and donât want to leave your house, invite your favorite woman over and execute Joeâs classic POOKIE. Yes it always works just donât use it every night.
âVato, I was going to go to McDonaldâs to get some fries for my puta but I think tonight Iâm going to execute that POOKIEâ.
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Saying something via text moreso for the sole purpose of staging it for a screenshot that suits your point, arugment, or agenda more than it actually reflects how you would react in that real-life situation if you didn't plan on using the screenshot for the argument to show the victim on the other end or their peers/internet after the fact.
Dude, I asked my gf to do a little more in our relationship to even things out as i've been doing most of the work for a while and I think she's screeniebaiting me now and making herself seem like the victim so she can send the screenshots of the convo to her friends even though she has done the bare minimum if that for the last 6 months.