driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

f00m

w00t upside down. Or rather turned around 180 degrees

- f00m
- wtf?
- turn your monitor upside down
30 secs later
- rofl

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Gucci

an adjective that describes anything that is really nice, ie top of the line

Wow, those new tampons are soo gucci!

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Barn

1: someone who latches on to a better person in order to make themselves appear better, which is usually apparent

"that ugly girl with the hotties is f***ing barn"

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