rasputin

Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.

Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.

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mippit

A very awesome human being

Dude your such a mippit...

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Tez bez

Gum
In most cases bubble gum.
Created by a man named Andrew who lives in Redlands,California

Got any tez bez?
Yo I need a chew got any tez bez?
Damn bitch you'r breath smells like shit take some of this tez bez!

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kangaroo

Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.

Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!

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tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read

Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.

Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.

Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!

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Nautolan

A fictional race in Star Wars that comes from the planet Glee Ansem. They have green skin with large black eyes and numerous tentacles protruding from the back of their head. They are also amphibious, and have strong chemical sensitivity though their tentacles.

Kit Fisto, a Nautolan, can be seen in the rescue scene on Geonosis during Episode two.

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Nautolan

A fictional race in Star Wars that comes from the planet Glee Ansem. They are green and amphibious with large black eyes and numerous tentacles protruding from the back of their head.

Kit Fisto, a Nautolan, can be seen in the rescue scene on Geonosis during Episode two. Also one of the children padawans being trained by Yoda when Obi Wan asks Yoda about Kamino is a Nautolan.

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