Post-Summer Depression

It's when you're feeling down because you've just realized that summer is over and there will be no sun, swimming in the river or the sea, sleeping under the stars, feeling the warmth of the sun on your face, summer rains, summer loves, sexy summer clothes, for a year, and you have to get back to school or your job. Usually the feeling of down is stronger, the better the summer was. It's even stronger if you realize that average person has about 70 summers during their lifetime.

Joe: I'm feeling down these days.
Bob: Why dude?
Joe: Summer is over man, we have to start preparing for school and stuff... Like real life, you know...
Bob: Yeah...
Joe: I'm feeling Post-summer depression or something like that.

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padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

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padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

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