fuck phone

A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls.

Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?"

Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."

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twantrum

a temper tantrum thrown on Twitter

"God, he's such a child. Did you see the twantrum he threw last night?"

"Donald Trump is such a dumbass that he didn't realize his twantrum about non-existent voting fraud would justify recounts."

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