Pillow perfume

The unique, sweet,

personal scent that a person leaves on a pillow they have been using for awhile. It is "their" smell.

Even when my hubby is gone, I can still hug his pillow and smell his pillow perfume.

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sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.

That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.