Troglodyte

The kind of person that makes you wonder why humans aren't extinct yet.

Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.

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Hyershuyecan!

The noise a drunk middle aged mom makes when letting someone do something

Hey mom can I have a bite to eat?Hyershuyecan! Buut onl e ifya geit me anthr shot an a bigg ol kiss..s..!

Plum Borough

Child rape and government corruption capitol of the world. Diddlers are common place and on the off chance you don't overdose on ketamine you'll either get raped or be driven to suicide by the extremely unqualified teachers.

Dude 1: "I'm covered in napalm, this sucks!"
Dude 2: "At least you don't live in Plum Borough."
Dude 1: "Good point."