boobn't

When the boobs are not.

Person1: She had a mastectomy.
Person2: You mean she boobn't?

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malarkeyologist

/məlˌärkēˈäləjəst/

noun

a person who studies nonsense, a person whose entire life is dedicated to the study of absolute bullshit.

"I just finished my thesis on how water isn't actually wet."
"Okay, malarkeyologist."

die-curious

Suicidal but cooler, and casual.

Person1: Sweet Christ on a biscuit, that's the third suicide meme you've sent me in 30 minutes. See a goddamn therapist, Jim.
Jim: Relax. I'm not suicidal, just a little die-curious.

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