Trent

One of Serbian descent, whom can be identified by their pencil thin beard, and loud anti-social behavior. Often found yelling discriminatly abusive slanger such as, 'Three Jagerbombs', 'Fourty-seven dollars?' or 'Bitch I'm a monster, no good blood sucker. Fat motherfucker, now look who's in trouble.'

A Trent, commonly refered to as a 'Tent', is found in the western suburbs of Western Australia. Common known associate is a random Midland local. A Trent will give this known associates lifts to the pub or lifts home .. lifts anywhere and everywhere to be honest.

The diet of a Trent is high protien for his aesthetics. KFC among his favourite. This low fibre diet results in massive explosive very dark stools accompanied by regular flatulence.

The mating call of a Trent is complex and often confused for the homosexual mating call, hence a Trent will commonly be found with a male in the upstairs room of the ABH.

Warning: DO NOT approach a Trent.

I'm alone and something just farted ... Must be a Trent near-by.

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