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The lick an dip is when a horny ass fuck jumps into a whores sweaty meat flaps and goes to town sucking it dry. He then gets sucked up by that vacuum cleaner and burned alive by all her std and aids. Which slowly digest him to make a musk for her people eaters.
Kuntakinte: Thinking about doing the lick an dip
Gunta: Fuck that shit!You wanna be a musk?!
Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...
guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.
Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....
When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.
Cameron: I saw a Fire rocket kapush yesterday.
Amahede: how split up was the bitch
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The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.
guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop
Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop
guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....
the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues
guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket
guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!
guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO