Chandelier Bush

The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...

Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND

maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK

Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

COOKIE NIP!

when you go to undress a hot girl but see her nips extend the overall size of her boobs. That is when you start to run.

Guy1; better watch out for them COOKIE NIP!
guy2: fuck ya they nasty

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Gack

A stretched wide pussy that looks like she accidentally spilled a warm pie all over her lap. It is could also be used as a vacuum cleaner to suck up the entire universe if needed. Anything that fucks that Gack most likely be terminated from inside. Watch out because once you go Gack you don't come back.

Guy 1: Bro... don't go near ashley

Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....

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