band-me-down

a musical instrument that has been in the family for many years and is finally being put to good use by your kids in the 90's.

John: You know that tuba your dad has?
Lil: what about it?
John: we can use it!
Dad: then it is a band-me-down!
John and Lil: DAD!

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zodiabug

a bug that is a zodiac

It's a rhino in the sky!
No, that is a zodiabug, spefically heracross.

awserdtfy

the answer to a drifty question is an awserdtfy

Gabe: Hey, can you drift backwards?
Me: Probably not, that is my awserdtfy
Gabe: What?

Hisperalize

The state of mind following the ceiling of a traumatic experience, in which leaving the person in a paralytic psychosis.

After the death of her parents, Sheena was left hisperalized