Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

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Capybara

Someone who is chill with everyone. Seriously, capybaras hang with freaking crocodiles, they are the chillest animals on the planet.

"Tom's such a Capybara, it seems like hes friends with everyone."

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Syrup'd

When a bottle of syrup has dried around the top, making the lid unopenable. The same thing can occur with other condiments, but in those scenarios, you would refer to it as it's name, and then a "'d". Examples: ketchup'd, mustard'd, paint'd, relish'd, etc.

I was trying to have some delicious pancakes, but, to my dismay, the bottle was syrup'd shut.

Skull

The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.

"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."