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The pungent aroma of unwashed smoo.
The fishy smell eminating from the old woman's gunt was overpowering, causing nausea, retching and life-threatening injuries as birds fell out of the sky from the stench.
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One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.
Derivation of choof.
Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!
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The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.
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To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.
I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...
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"Doozang!", he exclaimed, as the bding kicked him in the gorguts.
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A person employed to fill the gaps between bricks in apartment buildings, using concrete and a trowel, in order that a building may be painted. A subcontractor with poor sense of timing - 6 am on New Year's day, Saturday mornings at 7, or late at night are his hours of work. Once finished with this job, he uses noisy power tools to further annoy sleepy residents. If it gets really annoying, one should contact Gerrn Shirt Man.
I was late for work yesterday, because Scrapey man woke me up ay 5 am!
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