oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

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zangdoo

Opposite of a doozang.

I ordered two doozangs with fried zangdoo on toast.

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choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.

Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!

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fishy smell

The pungent aroma of unwashed smoo.

The fishy smell eminating from the old woman's gunt was overpowering, causing nausea, retching and life-threatening injuries as birds fell out of the sky from the stench.

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xanax

Mild benzodiazepine (Alprazolam). Tablets are available from 0.25 to 2 milligrams in strength. Assists with anxiety and sleeping disorders.
Due to its short half-life (3 hours) it is one of the more addictive benzos. Addicts can consume up to 14 mg per day. Withdrawal effects include psychosis and epileptic-type seizures.

She spends so much time doctor-shopping for Xanax,she can't hold down a job any longer!

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pishalilli

Small in size.

That guy has a pishalilli willy!

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Meep Zonk

A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".

I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!

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