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Something that you do with your crush in an attempt to rizz her up, but it never truely works and you end up getting butthurt

Jake: "yo bro i gotta go frfr, cya man"
Lucas: "ok text me when ur home"

James May

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level

Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May