Cumtaminated

one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources

Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"

Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."

Guy A: (looks confused)

Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"

Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)

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Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

Jewniverse

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.

Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!

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box on demand

pussy whenever you need it

andy and i dont currently have box on demand, but we hate chris because he gets vag 24/7

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undertongue

Historically known as "the vagina of the mouth," this area has gained recent popularity among "headventurers" for remaining constantly wet and sensitive.

Headventurer:"Sheila, lets try something new"

Sheila: "oh ya, put it in my undertongue"

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The Toilet Bowl

The illustrious honor given to a NCAA football team that misses bowl season.

Congratulations 5-7 UT, you just earned a bid to the Toilet Bowl!

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