Uncle

this man is someone that isnt related to u in anyway possible but u just call him uncle to be respectful.

"ello my son"
"hello uncle daniel"

i do but i dont

when someone says this it means that they have an equal desire of wanting to do something but at the same time they dont want to do something.

"u wanna watch some daz games?"
"i do but i dont"

hear my man

when someone is chatting shit or isn't making any sort of sense at all. When someone says something so idiotic that you don't even know how to reply you just have to say "hear my man". In simpler terms it means: wtf is this guy on about.

"My mum is such a virgin its actually so sad"
"Hear my man"

thats what she said

a phrase that you would use to turn an innocent sentence, sexual.

Example 1:
"why is it so big i dont think it'll even fit"
"thats what she said"
Example 2:
"it's so small LOL"
"thats what she said"
Example 3:

"if you go too hard it'll break"
"thats what she said"

next

if you say someone is a next guy, that means that they're an annoying beg and they dont have any value in life. Probably the rudest thing to hear someone say to you.

"yikes you know jason was chatting shit behind your back"
"hes some next guy leave him"

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