shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.

"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."

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skid bitch

a whole ass bitch

listen up skid bitch

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p-spot

p-spot for short, port spot for long
when you have that one charger that only works when you hold it at a very specific angle, but you're too go get a new one, so you sit there with your phone propped up on a book so it's in the right angle to charge

"hey dude this charger doesn't work anymore"
"nah dude, you just need to prop it up at exactly 18° and then put a quarter pound of weight on it to get it's p-spot"

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