Royalty Free

A piece of music that cannot be stolen.

Guy: I did not cite the royalty free music.
Girl: literally stealing.
Guy: haha you’re wrong.

Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

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Egads!

An exclamation that only omega nerds are allowed to say unironically.

Guy 1: Hey, sorry man I ran over your dog.

Guy 2: Egads! How terrible!

What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!