asmol

Asthma medication. Famous because it sounds a lot like "asshole"

Doctor: Now do 4 puffs on your asmol a day.
Miguel: Wtf.
Doctor: Asmol, not asshole.
Miguel: Ahh.

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assvogel

Has pretty much the same meaning as ass. Used when you want to say ass without actually saying ass. Under normal circumstances, an utterance of ass will potentially attract a spanking from one's maternal figure. The usage of assvogel aims to avert this act of child abuse.

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You ASS!
Momma Wolfgang: ROAR. *Spank*. ROAR.

--now with assvogel--

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You assvogel!
Momma wolfgang: You're a good kid, Wolfy.

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