clurpy

adj.

creepy and lurky... at the same time.

Sitting outside the shady club in my beat up car, i knew I was looking pretty clurpy.

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the prius game

a game popular in some parts of california.

it's punch buggy, only you don't hit people, and you aren't looking for vw bugs, you are looking for a toyota prius. the point break down is this:

5 pts per prius
60 pts if you see a prius re fuling at a gas station
60 pts if you see a prius at a drive-thru
400 pts if you see a prius with any of the following bumper stickers:
-a pro bush sticker
-a pro-life sticker
-a support our troops sticker
-"jesus loves me"

this game can go on for one car trip, or you can carry a notepad to keep points for a long term game. if it is a long term game, people can get extra points (double) for each prius they see while riding in a prius.

*can be played for money.

She kicks my ass every time we play the prius game.

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Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

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