Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.

With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.

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Nob Gobbler

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob

1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"

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Hennessey

See Hennessy

A classy, full flavor liquor that is mentioned in many rap/r&b tunes. Enjoyed on the rocks, with a spash of coke, or with a whole lot of ganja. If you don't like this drink you need to turn 17 or move out of the boondocks because this is where it's at.

What's gotten into me? drugs, rock and Hennessy

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