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Baby Glommer-Stopper

Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.

In a wrongful adoption, a Baby Glommer-Stopper is a whopper of a hero!

by gravy111 November 22, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!

These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!

by gravy111 November 27, 2010

45πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.

These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!

by gravy111 November 25, 2010

27πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Urban Snow Fence

As noted by New York City Street Police: Taking place in winter, this beat cop coined phrase is metaphorical in meaning, yet actually functional of purpose if conditions right:

This stupid human trick requires a minimum of four unknowing participants and one sleepy-head street dealer of flake cocaine. The phenomena usually takes place on the third calender day of the month, which of course is welfare, disability and social security check arrival time. It is during a blowing snowstorm that four or more appropriately attired individuals wait for said drug dealer. They stand at a light post in an orderly first come first served line. This arrangement, in effect, duplicates the function of a rural snow collecting drift fence.

I didn't know it was the third of the month; would you look at the length of that urban snow fence!

by gravy111 November 24, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Osama Pa Ti

The Afghanistan Terrorist percussion, guitar band Sobama, and its rendition of the Santana song, "Sampa Pa Ti."
I am Bin Laden and this song is for you. English

Yo soy Bin Laden y osama pa ti. Spanish

by gravy111 November 30, 2010


Splash the Zeros

Put them in the drink..., Shoot them out of the sky..., Give them a Mitsubishi Migraine that they'll soon forget. These are all terms heard during the South Pacific Theater in WWII. In this case, each one called for the downing of Japanese Zero Fighter Planes. "Splash the Zeros" was the phrase used in the movie, "The Final Countdown."

This "Splash" phrase and "These pretzels are making me thirsty" are opposite in meaning, but same of outcome for the intended purpose. See 'These pretzels are... in This Urban Dictionary' To splash the Zeros' is a privilege for the Urban Dictionary Editor who lives for the rejecting of idiotic and arcane stupidness reflected in most suggested definitions.

Splash the Zeros, I repeat, splash the Zeros, put'em in the deep blue!

by gravy111 November 30, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 11, 2010

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž