Grayson

A suburban white kid who self identifies as being "hood" or "ghetto" in an attempt to hide his arrogant upbringing and mask his self-made problems as things out of his control. This underage kid will often be found making a fool out of himself by over-drinking other people's alcohol at every social gathering possible while continuously sucking on a Juul or other vape product he stole from a convenience store to impress his peers. His speech patterns will almost entirely be composed of inner-city lingo he learned from watching numerous 90's gangsta films with the addition of modern day slang and terminology often overused by frat boys and "woke" zoomer social media addicts.

The behavior of a Greyson is destructive to everyone else's property around him, but never his own, as he never contributes anything or shows remorse. This attitude is usually played off by the illusion that he has a "hard life" and everyone else should show him sympathy.

"Who brought the graysons to the party?"
"Those graysons are trying to freestyle to mumble rap"
"Grayson, you trashed my house!" "Its cool, its cool, its cool." -Grayson

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