Heart-Burn

A sub-species of the female genus, this tiny but voluptuous creature is the most difficult organism on the planet, constantly being a pain in the ass and hard-of-head. Truly stubborn, this mammal will frustrate you beyond belief. It is quite possible she scoops ice cream and has a diet consisting mostly of cheese.

Oofa, heart-burn is really killing me lately.

Oh heart-burn, how I hate thee.

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