protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.

How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.

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missus

What pussy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.

I'll have to ask the missus if I can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out.

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hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung