sex and the city

AN HBO series about four sexually-liberated yet generally miserable NYC women.

Most soccer moms fantasize about being one of the sex and the city characters. I don't know why - their lives are just as boring and empty

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boyshorts

Women's panties that remind me of the tighty whities my mom bought for me when I was a kid.

Boyshorts are nowhere near as sexy as a thong - they cover up too much...

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progressive

n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often hypocrites

If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?

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Wellesley College

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more?

Wellesley chicks are, dykes, total sluts, or both.

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niconazi

One who is dedicated to eradictating tobacco use in any way, shape or form and will stop at nothing to achieve this goal. They started with restricting indoor smoking and are now attempting to ban smoking outdoors, in private homes, and even in art and literature "for the sake of the children."Once this is achieved, the niconazis will (and already are) turn on fast food as the next well funded corporate entity they can sack and bleed dry for, in their opinion making everyone obese. Although they masquerade as concerned citizens - niconazis are nothing more than compulsive micromanagers funded by the pharmaceutical industry to hook everyone on their "clean"
lifestyle management drugs.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Rob Reiner are well-known niconazis.

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bikini line

the part of a woman's body where the inner thighs meet the pubic area. Often left ungroomed by hippie chicks and crusty old feminists who proudly display the protruding hairs on the beach to the disgust of the unwitting public.

a waxed bikini line looks mighty fine.

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arhidi

plural - arhidia - balls

Mana: An kapniezes Niko, tha pethanies se ligo.
Mom - If you smoke - you will die young
Niko: Gia ti then grapsies st' arhidia mou!
Why don't you write it on my balls! ( I don't give a fuck!)

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