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The act of picking your nose and/or not choosing to eat it, while others have witnessed you actually do it & are secretly betting money on whether or not you actually are going to eat the booger you just freshly picked or do the right thing and just wipe it on your pants or blow your nose...
Oh my fucking God Jesse, LOOK, Bettyann's Caddyshacking AGAIN! She just picked her nose and she even didn't notice us watch her do it. I'll make you a bet, if she eats the booger or not & remember just yesterday we just were laughing at that particular scene in the movie Caddyshack: "Say, $50 bucks- the Smails' kid picks his nose. $50 bucks more, says he eats it!..."
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"KO" is the equivalent to the meaning & abbreviation of the letters meaning "OK" and was used on "Mork & Mindy", which is a t.v. series that had aired from 1978 to 1982. Mork is one of the main characters in the series, and an alien from the planet Ork. He would commonly reverse the proper order of human words and phrases that he spoke, by mistake
"Owie! Shazbot, shazbot, SHAZBOT! I stubbed my little toe when I tripped over the footstool Mindy, and it hurt!!! You didn't even ask me if I was KO!!!"
(Mindy replies)
"Oh, Mork! I'm sorry- did it hurt? I think you meant to say that I didn't ask you if you were "OK", on Earth we ask if you are OK if you hurt yourself, not "KO"!!!
***Proper credit must be given to the true comic genius of Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 Γ’ΒΒ August 11, 2014) R.I.P.
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A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!
"Mork & Mindy" is a t.v. series that had aired from 1978 to 1982. The word "Na-Nu Na-Nu" is a greeting given by the main character of the show Mork, an alien from the planet Ork. (pronounced /ΓΒnΓΒ nu ΓΒnΓΒ nu /) The greeting is also accompanied along with a hand gesture similar to Mr. Spock's Vulcan salute from Star Trek, combined with a special handshake.
"I am Mork from Ork. Greetings, I come in peace, Na-Nu Na-Nu....!!!"
***Proper credit must be given to the true comic genius of Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 Γ’ΒΒ August 11, 2014) R.I.P.
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A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet ALWAYS does the complete opposite of what you told them to do.
"Oh my God, Rich is such a total askhole!!! He always asks me what he should do about this or that and I give him my opinion, BUT he just NEVER listens to my advice. Rich just goes ahead and does what he wants to do in the first place. I don't know why I bother. "
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The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
"Mork & Mindy" is a t.v series that had aired from 1978 to 1982. The word "Shazbot" (/ΓΒΓΒΓΒ zbΓΒt/) is an Orkan profanity that the character Mork often used. The Orkan profanity or curse word that was used can be compared to someone on Earth saying "shit". That word was popularized by the character Mork and he is one of the main characters in the series, and an alien from the planet Ork.
***This is the CORRECT spelling of the word. Proper credit must be given to the true comic genius of Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 Γ’ΒΒ August 11, 2014) R.I.P.
"Owie! Shazbot, shazbot, SHAZBOT! I stubbed my little toe when I tripped over the footstool Mindy, and it hurt!!! You didn't even ask me if I was KO!!!"
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