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A YouTuber who is known for his Diary of a Wimpy Kid videos. CrowRanaBurger's most popular videos include his series where he reads other people's "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Do It Yourself" books and his other series "Diary of a Wimpy Kid Fan Covers are Weird," where he reviews fan made Diary of a Wimpy Kid book covers.
He also does food reviews, which involves him trying out new fast food items or reviewing restaurants. Along with that, CrowRanaBurger also documents Chuck E. Cheese places and their history. Sometimes, though, he will upload unique videos, mostly of him traveling to different establishments. CrowRanaBurger has two lesser series, the first one being him and his friends going Ripley's Believe It or Not, and the second one where he and his friends look around thrift shops. His friends show up in videos frequently, and they call their friend group the "CrowRanaGang."
A year or two ago, he stopped uploading every day, which made his video production quality go up. A lot of people find him funny, and his Wimpy Kid videos get the most views.
Fan 1: " Hey, did you see CrowRanaBurger's newest video?
Fan 2: "No"
Fan 1: "He made another Wimpy Kid video!"
Fan 2: "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO WATCH IT!!!"
A popular Youtuber who makes lots of different types of videos. This includes Diary of a Wimpy Kid (most popular), visiting abandoned buildings, going to last Kmarts or Blockbusters, going to thrift stores, doing holiday specials, etc.
On October 29th, 2022, CrowRanaBurger made a video called "I Uploaded Daily For 1 Year Straight... Here's What Happened", and ever since then, his video quality has increased. This is because pre-October 29th, 2022, he uploaded daily, which led to some of the crappiest videos being pumped out daily. Since then, his videos are a lot better now, but people still come for the Wimpy Kid content.
Sometimes, he makes videos with his group of friends, which they call themselves the "CrowRanaGang." He sometimes includes his friends in some of the videos he makes.
Crow also has an odd obession with the Cat in the Hat movie, which he directly links on his channel, with a link called "DON'T CLICK"
"Did CrowRanaBurger just upload a Wimpy Kid Fan Covers Are Weird video!"
"We gotta watch it! Quick!"
A person who constantly has to use shift lock in Roblox. They twist and spin around people's avatars to get a good look at them, hump people's avatars on a daily basis, and when someone says something "shocking" in the chat (which most of the time it isn't), these shift lockers twist around instantly at the person who said it, acting like what they said was a big deal. It is the dorkiest thing to watch, and if you want to see it for yourself, join these Roblox games they cultivate in: Rate My Avatar, Public Bathroom Simulator, and White Room. There is a 90% chance you will see this happen or it will happen to you.
Person 1: "Erm... heh, imma touch you!"
Person 2: *Instantly faces Person 1, acting all shocked at a commonly repeated and incredibly annoying phrase.*
Person 1: "You fell for my trap, now the entire Gamer League will frown down upon you as the shift locker you are."
Person 2: "NO!!!!!!!!!!"
Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
A flash game made by Greg Sergeant in 2009. It is extremely hard for insolent newbies, and you can make them go through hell trying to beat it. Its "sequel" is Making Monkeys, also made by Greg Sergeant.
Green: Play Use Boxmen.
Jelloboy: New game? Alright!
(Two months later)
Jelloboy: I.. I beat it... *Foams at the mouth and crumples into a heap.*
Qigong (pronounced as "key gong") is a set of Chinese exercises with extraordinary benefits. By harnessing your Qi (pronounced as "key"), you will feel yourself enlighten, and you will gain special abilities like seeing through walls, flying, seeing through clothes, super speed, etc. The possibilities are endless! Going deep into the Qigong lore, you will find yourself going on vacations with the fabled creature, old as time itself, Jerry from California. Every religion besides Buddhism and every race other than Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indian, and Arab will be a complete laughingstock. Once you come to and realize Jerry from California was just that one Prince of Nigeria scam artist from way back, and that Chigong is just communist propaganda spread by Imps from Plants vs. Potatoes, you will try to escape. But you can't. There is no way out of the mess you created for yourself, and you will suffer for eternity. The only way to cope is to chug Chinese Cooking Alcohol and blast 1-hour Arab trap playlists for unfortunate neighbors to hear.
Person 1: I just found this cool new thing called Qigong! It's supposed to have health benefits and gives you cool abilities.
Person 2: No, don't fall for that. You will become a slave to Buddha, and his son, Buddy, as they poke your "meridians" until you can't think for yourself anymore!
Person 1: Wow, you sound absolutely insane. Seeya, I'm going to flush my organs with my turmeric and goji berry smoothie!
20 years later
Person 2: Where's my helmet!? I knew this spelunking mission was going to go South. Yikes!
Person 1: *Emerges from a cave wall and floats above a pit.* Do not take up Qigong. Jerry from California didn't let me escape his dojo's basement.
Person 2: Where's that music coming from?
Person 1: I have to constantly carry this boombox around with me, and I'm forced to play "Holy Llama", aka "Shanti People - Mahishasura Mardini"
Person 1: *Stares at Person 2's floating body, and watches as they disintegrate, their dust falling to the ground.* I'm never going spelunking again!
The worst type of person on the internet. A "silly goober" constantly says how "silly" they are. From their perspective, they're silly, but to a normal person, they're just a dork.
These "silly goobers" also like cats way too much, and they constantly use the smug ass ":3" emoticon.
They're always on twitter drawing and constantly talk about autism and ADHD, because it's what they got.
Silly goobers play Roblox, and they all joined between 2015 and up. Silly goobers like three Roblox games: Regretevator, Evade, and Rate My Avatar. Regretevator is catered to silly goobers, they probably like Evade because the Nexbots are "silly" to them, and Rate My Avatar is a place where they all cluster.
Most of them like South Park, and they like to ship the characters, because they're internet geeks. They enjoy games like Undertale, Deltrarune and OFF.
Silly goobers like music that is bouncy and upbeat, and instruments that sound like a meow. Notable songs include KK Slider and The Cat from Ipanema.
A silly goober's humor can be dumbed down to this: Small, innocent character does something really bad.
Silly goober: im a silly goober!! :3
Me: Absolutely atrocious.
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