0121

The area code of Birmingham, UK.

Everyone who lives in Birmingham has a phone number starting with 0121.

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divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

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crete

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

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International House of Pancakes

A pretty shitty restaurant that sometimes serves mediocre food if the cooks are at their best. However, this is completely acceptable, considering that each patron is drunk of their asses. Who cares what the food tastes like? You'll be throwing it up in the morning.

See Also: IHOP

I just plugged a rather large girl. I just want some fucking pancakes right now, I don't want to think about my dick falling off. I'll save that for tomorrow.

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Pvan

The Pvan is short for the Party Van where at anytime you have a blunt rolled up just hop in the van and spark the biotch and get the party started

Yo mikey you wanna kick it in the pvan ?

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Zurcher

definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words

the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher, the "twisted" zurcher, the "backwards" zurcher

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Queeter

Cuteness beyond any other.

Queeter than a baby.

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