gift shop

Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop.

"Juelz Santana's whack ass flow is gift shop, not hip-hop."

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fackles

"Fact shackles." (Portmanteau) - A necessary component of trustworthy journalism oft-relinquished by Fox News pundits to inflame right-wing sentiments.

"And once you free yourself from the fetters of fact shackles (or "fackles") in the present day, you'd be amazed by what you can do with the facts from the past!" - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

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