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Orgestra

A musical group arranged to perform pornographic music by doing sexual activities such as mating, performing fellatio, licking pussy, etc.

Ben: That concert was so fucking epic.
Gregory: The orgestra pulled off an exciting performance.

by gregben July 3, 2021


Simpie Plan

An accidental misspelling that’ll trigger simps of Simple Plan.

What’s New Scooby Doo is Simpie Plan’s biggest song.

by gregben September 19, 2023


Fuckamile

Also known as a sexamile.
69 miles.

I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.

by gregben September 14, 2023


Hectaëteris

A hectaëteris is the Greek name for the period over 100 tropical years (also known as a tropical century or hectade or centade) where the Moon phase occurs over 5 days later.

It corresponds to 1,237 synodic months, 1,337.0100713736433 sidereal months, 1,342.387255070837 draconic months, 1,325.7098123607332 anomalistic months, and 36,529.337310185234 days.

Ben: The first full moon of 2022 was January 17.
Gregory: What's so special about that?
Ben: Betty White would've turned 100.
Gregory: She was special.
Ben: This means a full moon occurred around 5 days before she was born.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because January's full moon in 2022 was a hectaëteris after January's full moon in 1922, which was 37 years before the year Kirstie Alley was born.
Gregory: You mean 1959.
Ben: Yeah, on January 12.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: May she rest in peace as well.
Gregory: Sad.

by gregben October 2, 2023


Sexamarijuanagram

69420 grams (g).
Denoted as sxmjg in in the International System of Units (SI).
138840 g = 2 sxmjg.

Most adult men and weed smokers weigh around a sexamarijuanagram.

by gregben September 14, 2023


Pornade

3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.

by gregben September 11, 2023


Whorespital

A place where whores get surgery or other treatments.

You: Your slutty little friend was taken to the whorespital.
Me: Why?
You: She got in an accident.
Me: Oh no.

by gregben January 25, 2022

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