A musical group arranged to perform pornographic music by doing sexual activities such as mating, performing fellatio, licking pussy, etc.
Ben: That concert was so fucking epic.
Gregory: The orgestra pulled off an exciting performance.
An accidental misspelling thatâll trigger simps of Simple Plan.
Whatâs New Scooby Doo is Simpie Planâs biggest song.
Also known as a sexamile.
69 miles.
I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.
A hectaëteris is the Greek name for the period over 100 tropical years (also known as a tropical century or hectade or centade) where the Moon phase occurs over 5 days later.
It corresponds to 1,237 synodic months, 1,337.0100713736433 sidereal months, 1,342.387255070837 draconic months, 1,325.7098123607332 anomalistic months, and 36,529.337310185234 days.
Ben: The first full moon of 2022 was January 17.
Gregory: What's so special about that?
Ben: Betty White would've turned 100.
Gregory: She was special.
Ben: This means a full moon occurred around 5 days before she was born.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because January's full moon in 2022 was a hectaëteris after January's full moon in 1922, which was 37 years before the year Kirstie Alley was born.
Gregory: You mean 1959.
Ben: Yeah, on January 12.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: May she rest in peace as well.
Gregory: Sad.
69420 grams (g).
Denoted as sxmjg in in the International System of Units (SI).
138840 g = 2 sxmjg.
Most adult men and weed smokers weigh around a sexamarijuanagram.
3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where youâll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.
Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, itâs been a pornade since I was born.
A place where whores get surgery or other treatments.
You: Your slutty little friend was taken to the whorespital.
Me: Why?
You: She got in an accident.
Me: Oh no.
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