Erectropop

The best pop subgenre for keeping everyone excited with its arousing beats and orgasmic vocals.
You can play it at orgies with shirtless dudes and chicks and bang with them to the beats.
You can have the best time of your life playing erectropop music.

Ben: I’m bored.
Gregory: Well maybe you should listen to some music.
Ben: Yes, I’m gonna listen to erectropop, it’s fun.

Doja Cunt

A more enhanced name for Doja Cat.
A half-naked rapper that twerks and talks about cunts and asses.
She’ll always say so.

Doja Cunt is always showing off and making poosic.

10👍 3👎

Waginus Flytrap

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.

Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.

faggarena

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.

Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.

Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

3👍 185👎

Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

Pornoyear

30 years.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.

Me: I had sex and children 1 pornoyear after birth.
You: Wow!