penske file

Imaginary/nonexistent project, used as a cover for goofing off at work; derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

"Yeah, I'm really busy working on that Penske file."

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cofforia

a feeling of elation induced by coffee or caffeine

After downing a double skim mocha, I was overcome with cofforia; I felt like I could take on the world.