When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.
When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"
7π 7π
When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
6π 14π
Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.
Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.
2π 6π
When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.
Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.
128π 79π
While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.
Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.
6π 4π
When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.
Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.
6π 5π
Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.
Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.
11π 11π