While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.
Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.
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Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.
Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.
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When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.
Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.
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While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.
Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.
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When you are doing a guy from behind at the top of a staircase and you shove him down the stairs after you ejaculate.
He falls down stairs, covered in hairs, and makes a slinkety sound. Everyone knows it's Montana slinky.
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After you 'do' an anonymous dude, the next morning you poop on his pillow before he wakes up and then sit in the corner with a sad face....in Montana.
I used to get so angry when Greg would leave me a Frisky Puppy.
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