turdbag

A bad person, like a shitbag or douchebag.

Jon's a cruel bully, real turdbag.

dlish

Short for delicious, same as delish

Dude let's go to Star Pizza that food is dlish

Ud

Breast (short for udder)

Lisa has a nice pair of uds.

shitbread

a horrible person or people or thing

Bullies are real shitbread.

layin'

whatever is going on

Yo, man, what's layin'?
Not much, dude, s'layin' with you?

Genal

A shortening of "genital" to make it sound more like anal and oral

I like all three kinds of sex: oral, anal, and genal.

crimeo

A male criminal, possibly one who hasn't done super major crimes

John's a shoplifter, crimeo.